Traffic is Egypt is one of the main evils that ruin my life.
It bothers me mainly because I do not understand it.
Egyptians are excellent drivers.... until there are choices.
Until there are intersections or exits or whatever.
These options fuck traffic up.
These options confuse people.
These options can hold the country at a stand still...
I have decided that when I am that important person who is in charge of organizing the traffic in this country I will rid us of lanes. I will not paint white lines on the streets. I will have cement fucking lane dividers!
I think that if the whole country were forced to drive in straight lines life would be great!!!
No options means no traffic!
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AWESOME.
Oh... how Big Brothery of you... I like :D
Thank you!!
I am a genius!!!!!!!
You just failed to notice it before!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)
....or a very very dark and evil person, who could take Egypt into a new level of dictatorship if elected (read:crowned) President.... ehm...tomEtto, tomAtto...
Shhh!!!!!!!
I thought I told you the plan was a secret!!!!
Damn you and your inability to be trusted with information!!!
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